What A Way To Start The New Year

I HATE rempits!!!!!!!!

Why do they have to exist in Malaysia?!

Not only do they disregard their safety... but they also disregard the safety of automobile drivers, too! For God's sakes can't you at least LOOK before you go rempit-ing off into the sunset?? F**k you all!

I'm not in a good mood right now, as you can see.

Before the accident, I had a stupid fight with my sis about a stupid lig gloss. Right now I think back about what we fought about... it just seemed so trivial. Unimportant! Insignificant! So.... STUPID! Lip gloss.... Hah!

I had to send her back to UKM because her class starts bright and early in the morning. So, on the way we were all silent in the car. You could just hear the not-so-loud engine of Baby K roaring in the night and the songs on the radio which were playing a not-so-happy tune. Eternal Flame? Open Heart? Wtf???

The drivers out there tonight were totally contributing to the gloomy and miserable night! Frickin' slow drivers driving in the fast lane... wtf?

Fast cars on the fast lane going deliberately slow because they see an inexpensive car going fast on the fast lane. They purposely slow down until the point where you just feel like ramming into their cars for being unforgivably slow on the fast lane. Stupid thing is, when you try to take them over on the left lane, they start to accelerate and zoom-off; leaving you to bite their dust. Wtf! They make fun of the car I drive?! Go to hell.

Anyway, we had to pass the Istana Budaya road in order to reach UKM. On the way, there seemed to have been an accident along the road right underneath the Titiwangsa Monorail track. I was really upset there and then. Why? Because the stupid drivers were literally braking and slowing down just to get a glimpse of the commotion going on there. Bodoh ke? Because of you (busy-body) people, we (people who don't give a crap) fall victim to the stupid and insignificant traffic jam. It may have been a minor one, but the cause of the jam was so dumb. Plain dumb. D.U.M.B. (Look, Mommy! I can spell!!! I'm sure you're proud of me!!!)

I didn't even bother looking at the accident there. Both sides of the road were jammed up because of cars slowing down. All I could think of was, "Oh no, I have to go through that side of the jam pulak!".

Ritz, the Informer, informed us that there was indeed a dead body lying on the road. I didn't believe him. I bet he was just over-exaggerating the whole situation or something.

At the point where the traffic lessened, I sped up. I was exhausted-physically AND mentally! I reached UKM, dropped Sis off (What? No "Thank you"? No"Drive safely"? Sheesh!) and used the inner way to avoid the Titiwangsa Monorail jam. The inner way I used is where I had to go through the Tasik and the Eye Off (or was it "On"?) Malaysia. Ritz and I were quite unsure of the road we had to use because it was Lena who showed us the way out last time. Since she wasn't there, I had to rely on Ritz's impeccable and remarkable memory.

I was going slow (I swear to God I was, okay?) then Ritz told me to turn right at the T-junction, which I did. I put my right foot on the brake to indicate the driver behind me that I was slowing down (Duh!~) and I flicked my right hand middle finger downwards on the signal light indicator stick thingy to indicate that I am INDEED turning right at the T-junction.

Everything was all peachy with sunshine and coloured rainbow. Until..............

I heard a THUMP! and Baby K suddenly shook and rocked a bit like a boat. I stepped on the brake on impulse. And then I suddenly realized that I stopped the car right in the middle of the road. I didn't give a damn.

I got out of the car to check on the rempits. Mamat Rempit and Minah Rempit. Both lying on the floor. I asked whether they were okay or not. They didn't answer me. I asked again. And again, they didn't answer. I thought that the accident had totally damaged their hearing ability. Turns out, I had to speak Malay. Then they replied me. *Rempit, Oh Rempit. Mengapa engkau pekak?* That was playing in my mind the whole time they kept silent.

I was too busy checking up on them, I didn't even realize that the quantity (but NEVER quality) of the rempits had increased. They were starting to ask around whether the Mamat Rempit was ok or not. Ritz had wanted me to stay in the car because he's not a fool. He had read about all these incidents where rempits just bang your car and you stop to check on them.. and they suddenly the bring out a knife and you you have to hand in your carkey, handphones, wallets and any other precious stuff that belong to you. But thank God.... that's not the case for us.

I told Ritz that it was ok. I got out of the car because I know that it was safe. There were other people driving around in that area.

I asked whether anything got damaged. Mamat Rempit checked his motorbike. Amazingly.... nothing was damaged! What the hell? Strange thing was that Mamat Rempit actually blamed me for giving the signal indication a bit too late. What the hell?

Didn't I brake before I turned? Yes.

Didn't I turn on the signal light indicator thingy (I don't know the name for it.)? Yes.

Didn't I slow down before turning? Yes.

Was he blind as a bat? Yes.

Was he NOT paying attention to my signal light indicator thingy? Yes.

Then wtf? I got blamed for the accident? Me? Yes. Hmmph.

Anyway, the whole time in my mind... I was thinking about what my Dad's gonna say. "Oh, did the motorbike fly right into you?" (That was because of my previous accidents. Which, I swear on my short-lived life, that it wasn't MY FAULT!!!)

Sigh... But I know I must've did something wrong because the accident did happen no matter what I say. Isn't that right, Daddy and Anwar? I just know what you're thinking. It's never, "Oh, I'm glad that you're safe" or "At least nothing happened to you" or something to show that you in actual fact care! If you think otherwise.. good for you. I misjudged your thoughts. Might have been clouded by my anger about all this. Sorry.

So, I drove back home. Re-fueled Baby K. While doing so, Ritz checked out the dent. It is pretty badly dented. I hate all you rempits.